surgicallyenhancedfucktoys:

aubreyb:

@AmyAnderssen1 ALWAYS on TOP of her game ;)

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A committed, role model bimbo

surgicallyenhancedfucktoys:

aubreyb:

@AmyAnderssen1 ALWAYS on TOP of her game ;)

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A committed, role model bimbo


retarded-princess:

fakeplasticsluts:

Nice submission too!
nice boobs

I’m often fascinated by the idea of what happens when these bimbo women grow older. I mean it doesn’t seem like a lifestyle necessarily conducive to long life, but that’s beside this point. Kinda hard to tell without seeing the face of this headless person, but from her body in guessing her minimum age is what, high 50’s? Maybe older? Like when you’re all wrinkly and stuff, don’t the massive implants kind of stop making sense? Or am I approaching this from a naive (retarded) and female view that is misunderstanding the power of cartoon-tits like these? Like you can overlook the fact that she’s less attractive elsewhere if she has boobs bigger than most watermelons. Also if you have purposely been objectifying yourself for most of your life as she no doubt has been, then what happens to who you are when your ability to do that (in the same way) fires away? I suppose there’s always going to be guys who fetishize older ladies but the older you get the harder those are going to be to find, right? Seems like a sad story waiting to happen.Anyways sorry to be all depressing…

That’s why I think bimbos should get married. Even if you can stretch it along for a while, the day will come when being a sexy bimbo maybe isn’t realistic. (You can still be a mental bimbo though I guess?) I worry about it a little myself. I think the bottom line is that to pursue the bimbos life it helps to have a committed man supporting you.

retarded-princess:

fakeplasticsluts:

Nice submission too!

nice boobs

I’m often fascinated by the idea of what happens when these bimbo women grow older. I mean it doesn’t seem like a lifestyle necessarily conducive to long life, but that’s beside this point. Kinda hard to tell without seeing the face of this headless person, but from her body in guessing her minimum age is what, high 50’s? Maybe older? Like when you’re all wrinkly and stuff, don’t the massive implants kind of stop making sense? Or am I approaching this from a naive (retarded) and female view that is misunderstanding the power of cartoon-tits like these? Like you can overlook the fact that she’s less attractive elsewhere if she has boobs bigger than most watermelons.

Also if you have purposely been objectifying yourself for most of your life as she no doubt has been, then what happens to who you are when your ability to do that (in the same way) fires away? I suppose there’s always going to be guys who fetishize older ladies but the older you get the harder those are going to be to find, right? Seems like a sad story waiting to happen.

Anyways sorry to be all depressing…

That’s why I think bimbos should get married. Even if you can stretch it along for a while, the day will come when being a sexy bimbo maybe isn’t realistic. (You can still be a mental bimbo though I guess?) I worry about it a little myself. I think the bottom line is that to pursue the bimbos life it helps to have a committed man supporting you.


retarded-princess:

whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores:

retarded-princess:

lovecumongirls:

That’s an interesting way to eat cum… Who will like to try this?

Snorkeling. A popular activity in retardistan.

The girl “assisting” in the first pic cracks me up for some reason. I think I’ve seen  her swallow her own hand on tumblr before, but I could be wrong…

I accidentally swallowed my whole hand just yesterday, while trying to eat a sandwich.

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morg334:

Huge Bouncing Tits


When you get above a certain size it’s hard to not be a bimbo

morg334:

Huge Bouncing Tits

When you get above a certain size it’s hard to not be a bimbo

(via thehuuuge)



ashleyserves:

ultrachineseslutme:

yourwhitedaddyonlyinyourdreams:

REBLOG if you wish your male coworkers would give you responsibilities like this at the office

Only the White ones

Mm oh yes.

ashleyserves:

ultrachineseslutme:

yourwhitedaddyonlyinyourdreams:

REBLOG if you wish your male coworkers would give you responsibilities like this at the office

Only the White ones

Mm oh yes.


ashleyserves:

Mmm all I ever want to be.

ashleyserves:

Mmm all I ever want to be.